Wednesday, October 8, 2008

I Can Beat Up Most Women

Would you ever trust a 25-year-old female pilot? I wouldn't.

How long would it take to knock the average woman unconscious? Best guess: nine seconds.

Wanna know the main reason I'll never fight for this country? Forget the bullets whizzing by your head and consider the discomfort one must have while trying to take a nap. It's like 150 degrees in Iraq in the middle of January. No thanks.

Thems are the types of things Craig and I talk about in our brilliant podcast, i can beat up most women.

-Brad Spieser (