Saturday, November 10, 2007

China + Math = Bad Math

Two giant (literally!) Chinese basketball players played on the same court Friday night. Their names are Yao Ming and Yi Jianlian, I'm guessing you've heard of them (they're the gay looking men pictured above). Anyway, this was a really big deal in Chineseland. I know this because of a report out of China that this game was viewed by an estimated 100-200 million people.

While you might be thinking "Wow, that's a lot of people watching basketball on color televisions," all I can think is...Thanks for narrowing it down, assholes!

100-200 million? Really? That's like saying I weigh between 49 and 3,475 lbs.

Clean it up, Chinese peoples.

(New podcast to be posted later.)

-Brad Spieser (