The Best Thing About TiVo

I love recording Jeopardy, just so I can fast-forward Alex Trebek's bullshit interviews with the schmucky contestants. Listen nerds, I really don't give a hell about your childhood chemistry set or your goddamn stamp collection. And your recent trip to Iceland doesn't fascinate me, either. You are on the show because you know about things like Opera and Poetry, not because you're interesting. I realize that it's not your fault that you get asked these questions, but I need someone to blame...and I'd never say a bad word about Mr. Trebek. How could you? I mean, look at him...



Now that's a handsome Canadian!

-Brad Spieser (Brad@TwinKilling.com)
11/26/07