Sunday, April 6, 2008

Minor League Baseball Makes Me Want to Kill Myself!


AAA Louisville: Gary Majewski (age who cares) got his head kicked in again.

Jay Bruce (age 21) didn't play. It's only the fourth game of the season and Bruce has already been given a day off. Either he's banged up or he's a bit of a head case at the moment. No worries, though. You hear me...NO WORRIES!

AA Chattanooga: Josh Roenicke (age 25) blew a save, but that doesn't mean he's contemplating suicide at the moment. And that's good news for everybody except (maybe) his arch-nemesis. The rest of the story: Roenicke walked one in a hitless inning. He gave up an unearned run because some idiot on his team made a poor throw. There is no truth to the rumor that the aforementioned idiot has since killed himself.

High A Sarasota: Juan Francisco (age 20) failed to reach base in five trips to the plate. He managed to drive in a run, however. That's it, I'm getting a Francisco jersey.

Drew Stubbs (age 23) continued on his path to becoming a semi-productive American baseball player when he had a two out two-run single in some inning.

Low A Dayton: Todd Frazier (age 22) went 2-4 with an RBI. Marcus Camby is the name of a basketball player.

-Brad Spieser (Brad@TwinKilling.com)
4/6/08

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