The Enquirer's been running this section for years during training camp and it never disappoints, at least not to me. I can honestly say it's funnier than most speedboat crashes. But just barely.
Here's a sample of the Enquirer's Q & A with various Bengals:
From Skyler Green...
Favorite TV show: "Fresh Prince of Bel Air." Will Smith is funny.
From Nate Livings...
Favorite TV show: "I'd say `Fresh Prince of Bel Air.' I like to see Will (Smith) in his younger days and how much he has grown up."
Favorite movie: "It would be `Training Day.' Denzel (Washington) switched roles, and he's gangster in this one. I like his swagger."
From Michael Myers...
Favorite movie: "'The Negotiator.' It's about Samuel L. Jackson as a cop. There's a scandal."
From some assbag named Jesse Holley...
Favorite TV show: "martin." He's hilarious."
From Leon Hall...
Favorite TV show: "King of Queens." "You can't beat it."
From Matt Toeaina, who I would also call an assbag if it weren't for that sweet return versus the Lions...
Favorite movie: "Gladiator." I mean, I'm the type of person, I have the attitude; it's the attitude you have to apply to the football field."
From assbag Hall-of-Famer Matt Muncy...
Favorite movie: "Forrest Gump"
Why: "Just takes you through a lot of periods of time in history."
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your 2007 Cincinnati Bengals!
Before I sign off I thought I'd let you enjoy the high comedy of a speedboat crash...
You wanna know who is a professional? The P.A. guy at that speedboat race--he didn't flinch at all after possibly witnessing a horrific death.
Much respect, partner.
-Brad
8/16/07
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