Thursday, August 16, 2007

It's Time to Tell the Truth

It's understood that 113% of athletes are blatantly homophobic, right? Hell, I'm pretty sure John Amechi was homophobic, and he's gayer than my cousin Luke.

The reason I bring this up is because something's been on my mind for a good 3.8 years, and that something is this: If these closed-minded, queer-loathing animals hate the gays, well, then why do they freely thrust their packages several times per match into various male pelvic regions? Since I doesn't have the answer, and I'm not in the mood for some witty gay humor, how's about I just show you a bunch of gayness from gay-haters?

Sounds good to me

This was fun, right?