I know the above title made you brace for a hilarious tale of children being thrown off balconies (or whatever), but it was actually meant to be taken literally...
I am effing sick.
I can't catch a goddamn break.
Vomiting (and what not) is slighlty less than awesome. I still intend to interview Bruce Feldman, but first I need to hold down a few unsalted Zesta crackers.