1. Have you ever met a single person who has ever had one sip of Ovaltine? Me neither.
2. Sarah Silverman is an ugly person.
3. Little Richard isn't funny.
4. Ditto for midgets.
I'll probably write the word "football" a few times in this space Thursday. And I'll probably post more pictures of hot animal sex. And...I'll also be recording podcasts with Craig. This should make you horny.