Okay, not really, but you have to admit, that was a pretty catchy heading!
Listen, Craig is a homo, and his gayness is getting in the way of the original plans--podcasting. As for writing about football, as promised, what can I say...I'm hungry. And tired. Basically I'd rather eat spaghetti and lay down as opposed to writing about James Brooks, Mike Martz, the '98 Vikings or anything else. Deal with it.
I'm (kind of) sorry.
I'll probably post animal sex pictures later. Zebras anyone?