I have words in my head that I need to write. Those words are about football. But I isn't going to write those words until Monday afternoon. This is because I have to wake up well before TBS runs four consecutive episodes of Saved By The Bell at 7:00. You should feel sorry for me.
Anyway, since you're here, you at least deserve something resembling an original thought. Here goes...
I hate any broadcaster who mispronounces the word veteran by saying "veh-trin." Sure, it might not be as bad as anybody who "warshes" their car, but still.
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