1. If you feel American Movie is the height of comedy, you have to watch "The Turtleman" (video below) before you do anything else in your life.
2. If you care at all about Ohio State football, you should pray that Todd Boeckman doesn't make an appearance tonight - not even as a decoy for one play. (You want them to win, right?)
3. If you know a doctor (or anyone who graduated high school and makes more than $12/hour), ask them if it's safe to drink nine-and-a-half bottles of Green Death NyQuill in a 51-hour period.
4. If you know my mom, tell her I loved her.
5. If you've been paying attention to this website, you're well aware of the incredibly hot stretch Lord Brian has produced.
Ohio State (+8.5) vs. Texas
Heat (+3.5) vs. Spurs
Bucks (-8.5) vs. Raptors
-Brad Spieser (Brad@TwinKilling.com)