A bunch of years ago the Who played in Cincinnati and people were trampled to death. I'm pretty sure that was scary or something. So...
I just wanted to alert you to something that will cause roughly the same amount of chaos. Hopefully, you can behave yourselves and avoid another disaster.
Did you know that on Tuesday, October 9, Alex Stepanovich and Anthony Schlegel are signing autographs at the Bengals Pro Shop?
Stay in a single-file line, boys and girls!
And remember, line jumping is not a sport at Paramount's Kings Island.