Just one week ago, I "reported" that MTV's Newport Harbor made television history by incorrectly using the word "like" 108 times in 22 minutes.
No shit...108 times in 22 minutes. I even kept score with a No. 2 pencil and a sheet of looseleaf paper.
Tonight (10:30pm ET), these idiots will try to break their own record. Do yourself a favor and tune in. Either way, I'll post the results shortly after 11:00.
I haven't been this excited since 1987, when Paul Molitor was in the middle of a 39-game hitting streak.
(And go listen to the most recent podcasts, dammit. They are good. Believe me, I know. My Mom told me so.)