Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Got Drunk, Smacked Fish Tank

Do I occasionally terrorize piranha? Unfortunately, the answer is yes. The only reason I tell you this is because I feel somewhat guilty about my actions this past weekend. Below is a video of my friend Colly and I being (a.) very drunk, (b.) very single, (c.) very immature and (d.) very mean at 9:30 Friday night, a full five hours before we would close down some hipster Downtown bar.

(Note: the loud noise at the :08 mark is me hitting a fish tank harder than Ike Turner used to hit his wife, who's name was Tina Turner.)

Oh yeah, Josh Hamilton didn't start Tuesday against Oliver Perez and the Mets. And that makes me think bad things.


P.S. Checks outs my Ohio State wrap-up below