Bengals wrap-up to be posted soon. I hate your mother's face. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is overrated. Ditto for Orange Starburst. You are quite dumb for reading these words. My arm hurts. Six years ago today terrorists drove airplanes into New York office buildings. I will not write about this. I will stick to the basics, like cereal, hillbillies, football, gambling and oceanography.