Saturday, September 22, 2007

Drunken Blog

Would I rather...

a. make passionate love to this person, or

b. swap calves with her

The answer seems obvious, right?

I will try to write about stuff tomorrow before the Bengals play American football against the Washington Seabirds. Let's fist fight. I'll kill you in the face. Your mother's an idiot. She's also a stupid person. Comma is a thing that helps sentences, and it's also a word. You're a word. Idiot. (Note: For some reason, I'm having trouble with placing a bigger picture on the page. The problem will be fixed soon.)

-Brad Spieser