"Hello Cincinnati. My name is Pete Mackanin and I'm a stupid dummy."
Brad Spieser
(Brad@TwinKilling.com)
Do you realize that the dickhead pictured above decided to leave Josh Hamilton out of Tuesday's lineup in favor of Ryan Freel, aka Captain Overrated? Let's see, Hamilton didn't play Sunday, and had an off day Monday, so he obviously didn't need rest. Plus, Hamilton's a talented player with a bright future; a guy that needs at-bats. Freel? Well he's just an annoying gaywad that dives for every ball in the outfield; a guy who seems to take great pleasure in being called a "sparkplug." There's a difference.
Listen up, Pete Mac: You're only keeping the seat warm for the next asshole--anything short of winning fifty in a row means you'll go back to scouting 6'3 left-handers from Santa Monica Junior College (with good zip on their fatsball). I guess what I'm trying to say is PLAY JOSH HAMILTON! Now. Play him until he falls over. Play him until he reverts to the pipe. Just friggin' play him. I need a reason to watch these jerk offs.
Josh Hamilton is the hope for the future; Ryan Freel is merely a 31-year-old employee of the Cincinnati Reds. There's a difference.
(Brad@TwinKilling.com)
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