Sunday, July 8, 2007

Foreplay Daily News - 7/2/07

Very soon (like forty seconds from now), you will be asking yourself questions like, "Did I stumble upon a softcore pornography site?" My answer to that question is both simple and complex: No...unless it brings in some cash, then all bets are off. Who knows, I might become the Wally Balls of the online community! But really, posts like this aren't likely to become the norm. Then again, you're currently viewing a page that doesn't have much going for it. Anyway, you might want to know what the hell I'm talking about, so here goes.

But first, an important note: I find the following post to be far more newsworthy than the termination of that redneck Jerry Narron. I would say the ability to choose what you think is important is among the best reasons to start a website, right behind the money and chicks, which is the true goal here.

Okay, enough with the foreplay...

I'd be willing to bet that 90-95% of 12-year-old males in this country have no idea who Rebecca Gayheart is. And that's fine, because she's 35, and she hasn't really been relevant since the 1990's. And she wasn't that big back then, either. But, for chaps in my age range (I'm 26), we all remember when she captured our hearts (weiners) when she starred in several Noxema commercials in the early-mid 90's.

Like I said, Gayheart hasn't been an A-Lister (not to be confused with Alton Lister, the crappy, vagabond NBA center) in some time, thus moving off my radar. That said, I perked right up when my buddy Cam alerted me to THE BIG NEWS (relatively speaking). And that is? Rebecca Gayheart recently took off her shirt for some length, and some weasel was right there to capture the evidence. I'm guessing that--after snapping his fingers to the bone--he scaled down the tree, adjusted his Dockers Relaxed Fit Khakis and informed the fine folks at The Superficial. This is a good thing, because my life is horrible, and you're probably in the same boat. Anyhow, how 'bout those pictures? To blatantly rip off Tony Kornheiser, Rebecca Gayheart...still gettin' it done. (Note: I'm pretty sure Kornheiser only said that when speaking of gals over the age of forty. But whatever.)

Other stuff...

The next goal of TwinKilling.com is to get podcasting up and running. It isn't unrealistic to expect that to go down before the end of the week. This will allow me to cut down on my writing and focus on my true love (or whatever).

Other things on the horizon include bios for the TwinKilling "staff," and a more professional looking page design. I also need to find out how to post a daily poll. The reality is I have no idea what the hell I'm doing. And I know that's not a YOU problem; that it is--in fact--a ME problem. I'm still learning on the job, people, but at least I'm committed to doing so. One day soon, I can promise the goods. Or at least the decents...

--Brad Spieser
(Brad@TwinKilling.com)

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