Monday, August 25, 2008

And Glenn Holt Gets Slapped Across The Face

Nothing I could write would be funnier than this:

ESPN's Chris Mortensen is reporting the Bengals have made Rudi Johnson available for a trade and are looking for a "legitimate receiver" in return.

Good luck with that!

In related news, Chad Johnson has a torn labrum. Although you are probably pretty sure this is bad news, I happen to know for a fact that this is terrible news - as I once tore my labrum in grand fashion. Perhaps you remember this hilarious account, written by one-time contributor Cam. (Note: Cam writes in the story that I tore my rotator cuff, but it was actually my labrum. Enjoy.)

-Brad Spieser (