Sunday, June 1, 2008

The Quest to Give Jay Bruce A Nickname

Everywhere I look people are trying to give Jay Bruce a nickname. I've already heard "The Boss," "Bruce Almighty," and "The Crown Prince of Cinc...innati" as possible monikers for the 21-year-old phenom.

But I can do you one better.

Jay Bruce.

Really, what's wrong with that name? Nothing, I say. Nothing. It's the perfect name. Wait, let me try something: Jay Bruce. Yep, it's perfect.

Stop trying to be Grantland Rice, dammit.

-Brad Spieser (


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