Everywhere I look people are trying to give Jay Bruce a nickname. I've already heard "The Boss," "Bruce Almighty," and "The Crown Prince of Cinc...innati" as possible monikers for the 21-year-old phenom.
But I can do you one better.
Jay Bruce.
Really, what's wrong with that name? Nothing, I say. Nothing. It's the perfect name. Wait, let me try something: Jay Bruce. Yep, it's perfect.
Stop trying to be Grantland Rice, dammit.
-Brad Spieser (Brad@TwinKilling.com)
6/1/08
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