Girls occasionally engage in tongue-kissing sessions with me. I'm telling you this because I watched the MLB draft today, which, technically, makes me a nerd. But anyway, when the Reds drafted something called Yonder Alonso, I was ecstatic, of course, because of his righteous name. And then ESPN showed a few clips of this mule. (Holy hell, this dude is slow and unathletic.)
I immediately scoured YouTube for a few videos of Alonso running up the first base line, and came up empty. One Alonso video does exist, however, and I have it for you.
It's a five-minute sit-down interview with Alonso, conducted by two youngish people working for a Miami, Fla., television station. The interview is mostly boring, but we find out two things about Alonso: (1.) He has no problem being interviewed with bedhead, and (2.) he has a Lloyd Christmas haircut (see above).
Without further ado, your first look at Yonder Alonso:
-Brad Spieser (Brad@TwinKilling.com)
6/5/08
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