Multiple choice question: What do Rory Sparrow, Grant Long, Kevin Edwards, Bimbo Coles and Keith Askins have in common?
A. They're nondescript (and kind of semi-terrible) basketball players from the 80's and 90's.
B. They are tall people.
C. They have had more group sex than I have.
D. They are part of the recently announced 25-man Miami Heat 20th Anniversary Team.
E. All of the above.
Answer: E (although I'm only 99.9 percent positive about choice C).
Am I nuts or is this really funny? I mean, did you look at Keith Askins' numbers? He averaged 3.8 ppg and 2.9 rpg in his 9-year career in Miami.
The Miami Heat celebrating its best players is kind of like Lou Bega coming out with a Greatest Hits album.
-Brad Spieser (Brad@TwinKilling.com)
12/17/07
Monday, December 17, 2007
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