Monday, December 17, 2007

Pathetic NBA Franchises Make Me Laugh

Multiple choice question: What do Rory Sparrow, Grant Long, Kevin Edwards, Bimbo Coles and Keith Askins have in common?

A. They're nondescript (and kind of semi-terrible) basketball players from the 80's and 90's.

B. They are tall people.

C. They have had more group sex than I have.

D. They are part of the recently announced 25-man Miami Heat 20th Anniversary Team.

E. All of the above.

Answer: E (although I'm only 99.9 percent positive about choice C).

Am I nuts or is this really funny? I mean, did you look at Keith Askins' numbers? He averaged 3.8 ppg and 2.9 rpg in his 9-year career in Miami.

The Miami Heat celebrating its best players is kind of like Lou Bega coming out with a Greatest Hits album.

-Brad Spieser (