Thursday, April 2, 2009

Keeping Up With The Most Majoristic Of Major Multimedia Outlets

Hang on, I have to try something. I always wanted to know what'd be like to work for ESPN. Here goes:

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Man, that was thrilling.

In related news, I'm going to the pawn shop now in search of (a.) a gun and (b.) a bullet. Please wear black to my funeral. Thank you.

-Brad Spieser (Brad@TwinKilling.com)
4/2/09

1 comments:

Daniel Phillips said...

Thank you for this post