Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Intelligent Conversation Via Text Message

My high school buddy, Matt, just texted me the following: "We share the same birthday."

I already knew this. And he knew I knew this. This is the type of thing we discussed in Algebra class.

Anyway, the rest of the conversation went something like this...

Brad: And we share love for each other.

Matt: That is unbreakable.

Brad: I love you.

Matt: I want you.

Brad: Send me a horny pic.

Matt: What did you have in mind?

Brad: I was hoping for a picture of your tits and/or butthole.

Matt: Sure thing, big guy.
I turned 29 today, but I have long way to go before I'm a grown-up

-Brad Spieser (Brad@TwinKilling.com)
My birthday